oh ooh woah oh oh oh oh *instrument noises* baby baby baby oh

 the title is a lyrical excerpt of baby by justin bieber. funny how much they read like a transcript for sex when you just get the words with no melody.

  I started my period last night and didn't have breakfast today so I nearly passed out at the grocery store like an hour ago. I'm home eating grapes now so I guess I'm fine. very hungry and desirous of a true meal, though. my roommate max is shaving as I write this.. these grapes are so fuckign good...... they actaully have a little bit of a lychee accent if you can believe that.

so, Yucatan is best friends with Cairo and Fumingo. He has feelings for Cairo. his appearance is heavily inspired by Dave Mustaine (when he was young)... long, luscious curly orange/red hair, black skinny jeans with bullet belt. although sometimes I reconsider the bullet belt since it doesn't really match Yuca's personality. he's a little too soft for it, not edgy or militaristic at all. 

  Yucatan is patient, understanding, respectful, shy, flirty in his own way, uncertain, and his thoughts and beliefs tend to go with the crowd. he's more of a follower than a leader, and helps to keep things light and agreeable among his friends. Cairo and Fumingo have definitely been known to clash sometimes. Yucatan, on the other hand, is passive and reluctant to rock the boat even a little bit. 

  something interesting about Yuca is that he's adopted and grew up believing himself to be an orphan. however, he's actually the lost son of royalty in another world, and part of the story he's involved in will be about his discovery of his own heritage. Since he's not from our world, I can't really break him down into racial or national roots like I could with Cairo and Fumingo. People usually assume he's got french or irish ancestry or something else European. it's safe to say he's white, though, can't go wrong with a description that simple.